"So who else made the mistake about you?"
"This totally conceited, offensive guy who'd be kind of cute if he wasn't so obnoxious you'd want to puke."
"Conceited, offensive, cute, and obnoxious? Ted. Definitely Ted."
"Friend of yours?"
"You have to focus on his good points."
"Which are?"
(pause) "You're right. Hating him is easier."
(Hey Dude, 1989)